Before you click, swipe, jump out of the nearest window to avoid yet another annoying modern-day crime against humanity, 'the mailing list email' let me tell you I'm lazy. I'm so lazy my spirit animal is Garfield in a f*@king coma. I'm not going to be sending you emails every day, or even every week, you will be hearing from me exactly once a month. That's it. Emails may include Shop discounts, prize draws, free shizzle, twisted short stories, exclusive comic strip action, or just photos of people eating bananas the wrong way round because that's how I roll.
Making it weird since 1984.