Don't burn the candle at both ends; shove it up your arse and light that baby up like a flare cos you only live once.
Text: Early to bed and early to rise... makes you a fucking amateur.
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Early to bed and early to rise... makes you a fucking amateur. Funny Card
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Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.