In the days before pennies and quids, 'two bob' was the nickname for two shillings, so basically fuck all. So to be a 'two-bob' is to be cheap; adding a twat on the end is just fun.
Text: Happy Birthday... you two-bob twat.
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Happy Birthday... you two-bob twat. Birthday card
£2.95Price
Blank on the inside, twisted on the outside. I'm made from bitchin' sustainably sourced 340gsm paper, which makes me thick in all the right ways. I'm on the smaller side, coming in at 105 x 148mm but don't let that fool you, I pack a punch. I also come with my own envelope cos I'm swish like that.