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Eli Allison

Nerd Writer & Angry Artist

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Join the Cult...

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An art shop filled with arty things...

This Month's Top Picks

Cards for the weirdos in your life...

A blue banana art card.

A greeting card, with a dead banana on it.

Some might say the only good banana is a dead one.

A teal green greeting card with large funny text.

An edgy greeting card, because it has swears.

Dance like you mean it....

Text: Dance like no one is watching... everyone is watching you look like a dick.

A bright pink greeting card, with white funny text slapped on it.

Be the twat the world needs...
Text: Be yourself... everyone else is a twat.

A greeting card with the description of a bookworm in black type on the front.

A greeting card with words on it.

Treat your favourite Book Worm to a card that pins them down to a T. Created in the style of an anthropologist's report it's a bit of light-hearted fun.

a mushed up dead tree corpse, made pretty.

Not many are left in the wild, but when you find one, treasure them. Hippys are the soul of the counter-culture; they also know how to get drugs, but mainly it's the soul thing.

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